these two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge
U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself
In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
apparently god invented human ears and noses AFTER the invention of glasses by humans. who knew
how do you guys get the boards to stick to your feet when you jump?
"all gays will go to hell"
oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god
THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES
perfect comic is perfect