soselfimportant:

missmeghanf:

soselfimportant:

hack the planet

This is not real. This is clearly a YouTube video.

wait a second…



perchu:

dropdead-mason:

What does this even mean?

decrease the increase

perchu:

dropdead-mason:

What does this even mean?

decrease the increase

pandavalkyrie:

First ya’ll wanna fuck an evil clock then ya’ll wanna fuck the evil animatronics now ya’ll wanna fuck an evil triangle this is why abstinence education doesn’t work




officialunitedstates:

reblog if you’re tired of fake sesame street fans

undefinedarchetype:

best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life

Question: If you owned a McDonald's and all your employees were just clones of yourself, what problems would your McDonald's have?
Andrew: Okay, so you know in American Gladiators at the end when they have those guns that shoot the tennis balls? I would have that but they'd be shooting chicken nuggets and then I would have a really big dog that would try to eat the chicken nuggets in the air. Like, catch them in his mouth.

waynesworld1992:

mick—-jaeger:

*at the doctor’s office*

doctor: sir

me: yes?

doctor: we have terrible news

me: what is it?

doctor: you’ve been diagnosed with MAD

me: what is that?

doctor: it’s … meme addiction disorder

me: 

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Is THIS shoegaze?
Me every time I hear any song (via yugichrist)

idreamofjimmy:

Sheen Estevez, Ace Attorney

kaalashnikov:

I think a lot about the straight boys I have kissed in clubs. unbeknownst to them, they were kissing a non-binary person, which made the interaction Not Heterosexual. they don’t know it yet but they had a queer experience. soon I will take them all down. this is the gay agenda