neptunain:

these two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

neptunain:

these two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

greenseer:

U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself

This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via excitementanddisbelief)



religiousdad:

unclefather:

Why

don’t ask questions. only fear.

religiousdad:

unclefather:

Why

don’t ask questions. only fear.



shrekyourself:

apparently god invented human ears and noses AFTER the invention of glasses by humans. who knew

a question to the skate board side of tumblr

grinderman2:

how do you guys get the boards to stick to your feet when you jump?


just-troylerthings:

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

giraffodill:

perfect comic is perfect


Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here