I am vengeance.
I am the night.
I
am
MGMT cover!!!!!!
Time To Pretend and Congratulations merged!arranged and recorded by James Kenneally
You wake up in bed one morning. It’s bright, but there is an eerie silence. Not a single bird is singing, no voices can be heard outside, no noises of any sort. Suddenly, you hear a soft sort of chanting. It gets louder and louder, and you realize, it’s not chanting, it’s some sort of rock song. It increases in volume, seems to come from no where and yet everywhere at once, and then it merges into the sound of male voices intensely chanting “BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL”.
You hurriedly stagger outside, and all your neighbors are outside as well. Everyone is frozen with their eyes fixed on the sky. None of them make any movements or sounds. They just stare. You look up as well.
In the sky, you see the gigantic face of a smiling man in a bow tie. His face gets closer and closer, and larger as he gets nearer. The song gets louder until your ears feel like they’re going to explode. Eventually, the entire sky is taken up by the man’s face. The time is now up for humanity. The end is Nye.
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
Since the school system is getting really anal about a new strict dress code for female students, how about I make a proposal to solve this problem?
It’s a very simple solution
From now on, everyone shall wear onesies
Not just the female students, but the male students and school staff
Yes, even the principal
Every day will be like a slumber party!
And best of all, no one will be gawking at you, because onesies are fucking hideous
why can’t the horse just go to the bar without being questioned about his facial structure? pretty rough man, no wonder he’s an alcoholic..
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
